How did Joseph Smith carry home the golden plates of the Book of Mormon?

and how did the witnesses lift them so easily? (They weighed about 230 lbs. Gold, with a density of 19.3 weighs 1204.7 lbs. per cubic foot. The plates were 7″ x 8″ by about 6″. See Articles of Faith, by Talmage, page 262, 34th ed.)

Emma moved them (the plates) around while she cleaned the table they were on. Perhaps she mistook them for a toaster? That would be more believable.

Less believable is the morpology that they were made of a yet undiscovered alloy similar to upsy-daysium as seen on Rocky and Bullwinkle.

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